Thursday, October 29, 2009
Meniru Semasa Peperiksaan
Ayah: Saya tak percaya anak saya meniru setiap kali ujian!
Cikgu: Betul Encik, kami bukan tuduh begitu sahaja.
Ayah: Ape buktinya?
Cikgu: Nah, ini buktinya kalo encik tak percaya tengoklah sendiri.
Ayah Naim melihat kertas jawapan Naim dan Azim.
Soalan pertama: Siapakah bapa kemerdekaan Malaysia?
Naim dan Azim memberikan jawapan yang sama iaitu Tunku Abdul Rahman Putra.
Ayah: Memanglah jawapan mereka sama. Macam mana cikgu kata anak saya meniru?
Cikgu: Sabar Encik, cuba encik lihat soalan kedua.
Ayah Naim melihat soalan kedua: Pada tahun berapakah negara kita mencapai kemerdekaan? Sekali lagi Naim dan Azim memberikan jawapan yang sama: 31 Ogos 1957.
Ayah Naim sekali lagi marah, tetapi ditenteramkan untuk membaca soalan ketiga: Siapakah yang duduk disebelah Tunku Abdul Rahman di stadium merdeka?
Azim menulis: Maaf, saya tak tahu.
Naim menulis: Kalau kau tak tahu aku lagi tak tahu!!!
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Jam LamBat
Satu hari ada tiga worang ni naik Big
Ben Tower yang kat London tu.
Bila dah sampai kat atas diorang rasa
tersangat lah boringnya... so diorang
buatlah satu pertandingan... diorang
kena campak jam tangan ke bawah dan
sambut. Sapa sempat dikira menang lah.
So org pertama campak jam dia keluar
tingkap. Baru dua anak tangga dia turun,
jam dia pecah berderai !!! Org kedua pun
cuba plak... dia campak jam dia dan baru
dia nak angkat kaki, jam dia dah pecah
berderai... orang ketiga plak...
Dia campak jam dia, dia turun tangga Big
Ben tu, beli surat khabar, pastu beli
burger, pastu dia duduk lepak-lepak kat
bangku. Lepas tu dia sambut jam dia dan
naik atas semula...
Yang dua orang tadi punyalah
pelik+heran+ajaib singh ... diorang
punnn tanya ... "eh! camana kau boleh
sempat sambut haa ? Siap boleh baca
paper la, beli burger la... ??"
Nak tau apa org ketiga tu jawab? "Oh,
jam aku lambat 30 minit!"
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
konflik...tak konflik sgt r....
sy amat bosan apabile badan sy yg gmox ini sering di persoalkan...so what...sy gmox...ade ke sy mkn selame ni gne duit korg...4 those yg x puas ati sy gmox....u all ingt dh lawa sgt ker...bdn dah okey sgt ker...bgus la kurus je kan....sy mkn pun x gne duit korg pun...juz go away...kalo malu nak kawan ngan sy sbb sy gmox....juz go away k...um appy wit my life....
( see that hahahah amat ske kenyataan tu hehehe )
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
weekend yg appy (>_*)
erm...konvoi 4 bijik kete...meriah sgt...memule g umah fiza kat kota tinggi kalo x silap felda tenggaruh bape ntah...fuh jauh owh...beratus km gak r...then g umah zack kat felda yg terdekat r gak...pastu patah lik g umah anna kat kluang huhhu
kire2 leh la sampai k.L huhu walaupun letih...tp mmg best...
( huhu muke comey b4 gerak)
( dlm kete pon pose dlu b4 gerak )
( ni la labmate time lab...ade ag sowg sepatutnyer... bard...ira...mia)
( ske tingkap umah fiza...old skool jer....berebut amik gambo...)
( ni depan umah zack uhuh...cam best)
( dh sampai umah anna dh huhu pose tepi kolam...bj mia hampir kne air kolam)
( pose ngan bard huhu time ni tgg artis dtg....adik anna la artis tu huhu )
( meriah tul classmate mia...i like)
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
otak kate tak...ati kate kena...tuan jadi x kena.....
tp ati kate kne gak study nnt nak jwb ape....x phm ngan dri sendri...
pluz kadang2 ilang semangat....cam kucing ilang anak...
nak last2 ni manyak dugaan...
mia rase cam sronok bile setahun due ni tp manyak gak masalah...ntah...
mau kongsi tip-tip menguruskan badan....
1. Jangan Berlapar
2. Ambil sesuatu yang pahit sebelum makan
3. Minum sekurang-kurangnya 8 gelas sehari
4. Elakkan minum minuman yang bergas
5. Kurangkan pengambilan garam
6. Ambil sarapan pagi
7. Makanlah dengan perlahan-lahan
8. Kunyah makanan kepada cebisan lebih kecil
9. Kerap makan
10. Elakkan makan makanan ringan/ snek/ cekedis
nak kowg tlg nilai kan...bkn ape nak bertmbah semangat tuk kurus ag...tlg nilai ek...
Monday, October 12, 2009
bakal menjadi kenangan terindah (>_*)
Sunday, October 11, 2009
gain back my spirit....thanx ira n fifi...
fifi...tribute for me lagu hush hush...
Lirik Hey Ladies - Rossa
Sudah kubilang jangan terlalu yakin
Mulut lelaki banyak juga tak jujur
Bila sakit hati wanita bisanya nangis
Sudah ku bilang jangan terlalu cinta
Kalau patah hati siapa mau nolong
Seperti langit dan matahari tak bersatu lagi
Hey ladies jangan mau di bilang lemah
Kita juga bisa menipu dan menduakan
Bila wanita sudah beraksi dunia hancur
Hey ladies sekarang cinta pakai otak
Jangan mau rugi hati dan juga rugi waktu
Bila dia merayumu ingat semuanya bohong
Memanglah tak semua lelaki busuk
Namun ladies tetaplah harus waspada
Semogalah kita semua akhirnya
Mendapatkan cinta yang tulus
Sudah kubilang jangan terlalu yakin
Mulut lelaki banyak juga tak jujur
Bila sakit hati wanita bisanya nangis
Pussycat Dolls - HUSH HUSH
Oooooh ooooh
I never needed you to be strong
I never needed you for pointin' out my wrongs
i never needed pain,i never needed strain.
My love for you was strong enough you should've known.
I never needed you for judgement
I never needed you to question what i spent
I never asked for help, I take care of myself, I don't know why you think you got a hold on me.
And it's a little in the conversations
There isn't anything that you can say.
And my eyes hurt, hands shiver, so look at me and listen to me because,
I don't want to
Stay another minute
I don't want you
To say a single word
Hush Hush, Hush Hush
There is no other way
I get the final say
Because
I don't want to
Do this any longer
I don't want you
There's nothing left to say
Hush Hush, Hush Hush
I've already spoken
Our love is broken
Baby Hush Hush
I never needed your corrections
On everything from how i act to what i say
i never needed words, i never needed hurt, i never needed you to be there everyday
I'm sorry for the way i let go
Of everything i wanted when you came along
But i am never beaten, broken, not defeated
I know next to you is not where i belong
And it's a little late for explanations
There isn't anything that you can do
And my eyes hurt, hands shiver, so you will listen when i say baby
I don't want to
Stay another minute
I don't want you
To say a single word
Hush Hush, Hush Hush
There is no other way
I get the final say
Because
I don't want to
Do this any longer
I don't want you
There's nothing left to say
Hush Hush, Hush Hush
I've already spoken
Our love is broken
Baby Hush Hush
No more words
No more lies
No more crying ooh ooh
No more pain
No more hurt
No more tryin' Oh Oh Yeah
Because
I don't want to
Stay another minute
I don't want you
To say a single word
Hush Hush, Hush Hush
There is no other way
I get the final say
Because
I don't want to
Do this any longer
I don't want you
There's nothing left to say
Hush Hush, Hush Hush
I've already spoken
Our love is broken
Baby Hush Hush
Yeah Oh
Hush Hush, Hush Hush
I've already spoken
Our love is broken
Saturday, October 10, 2009
sBb aKu GeMuK keR?????
Sunday, October 4, 2009
ape aku patut rs????????????
"no defend ok? Dh bnda dh nk ilang kn? I nk wat cmna? U nk I pi rompak kdai hp pi bg blik kt u? Kalo u x puas ht ngan I, U leh pi report polis ja."
" Haa tau plak? Dh bnda dh nk ilang I nk wat cmna? Bgtau kt I sat? Bkn I sj2 nk bg ilang, U pkiaq la sndri. Klu nk gado2 ngan i psai hp tu lg la xberbaloi. Buat abis crdt I jer. Anggap la menda tu dh xdak rezeki. Theres nothin we can do. N lastly u jgn contact i lg"
ape yg mia ptt rs ek...he owe me so much...xtau dh ptt rs ape...